Don’t like any of the other presidential candidates?? Vote for Paco!!
Legalized “catnip” for everyone!
Mandatory nap time at work (lots and lots of nap time).
Bring back cat worship…while respecting freedom of all religions of course.
Achieve world peace by handing everyone a purring kitten [big sigh] and, well okay, if you must, a 100-mph tail wagging squirmy puppy too.
Universal vet care.
Sponsor legislation enacting hunting season for Minnesota dentists…for one certain Minnesota dentist.
Option to receive salary in form of cat litter, cat treats, cat food, or some combo thereof.